I DON'T KNOW HOW SAFE

I DON'T KNOW HOW SAFE IT IS TO BE CHECKING A TEXT WHILE RIDING A BIKE, BUDDY.
Jesse Malmed 2010.

ANDY WARHOL'S SLEEP CONDENSED- POWERNAP.

ANDY WARHOL'S SLEEP CONDENSED- POWERNAP.
Jesse Malmed 2010

IS THERE A WAY FOR

IS THERE A WAY FOR GOOGLE TO TELL ME PEOPLE WHO KNOW BOTH ANTON LA VEY AND THE PHRASE A LA VE?
Jesse Malmed 2009.

PS- WTF, USA- I DON'T

PS- WTF, USA- I DON'T WANT MY FRIENDS AND THE NEW AVANT-GARDE TO BE BUSBOYS BY DAY. ENOUGH!
Jesse Malmed 2009.

THERE'S A CHANCE I'M THE

THERE'S A CHANCE I'M THE ONE WHO LEFT THIS CAN ON THIS URINAL.
Jesse Malmed 2009.

THE SPECTACLE IS BULLSHIT; I

THE SPECTACLE IS BULLSHIT; I HAVE A GARDEN.
Jesse Malmed 2009.

WANTING ALL MY FRIENDS TO

WANTING ALL MY FRIENDS TO BE FAMOUS.
Jesse Malmed 2009.

THE BREATH I SEE WHILE

THE BREATH I SEE WHILE I PEE.
Jesse Malmed 2009.

UPDATE YOUR PRESENCE S. Jesse

UPDATE YOUR PRESENCE S.
Jesse Malmed 2009.

I'M SENTIMENTAL ABOUT THE OLD

I'M SENTIMENTAL ABOUT THE OLD POSTMODERN AESTHETIC.
jesse malmed 2009.

WE ARE PRAISING STANLEY MORISON

WE ARE PRAISING STANLEY MORISON TERM PAPER.
jesse malmed 2008.

BRAILLE LANDSCAPE.
jesse malmed 2008.

EVERYBODY ON THE BUS IS

EVERYBODY ON THE BUS IS PROFOUNDLY TOUCHED BY MY EMPATHY AND SENSITIVITY.
jesse malmed 2008.

THERE IS NOTHING ON CANYON

THERE IS NOTHING ON CANYON ROAD THAT WOULDN'T BENEFIT FROM MY HEADIEST LOOP IN THE WINDOW.
jesse malmed 2008.

WHAT IF I LASTED FOREVER?
jesse malmed 2008.

COUNTING ON THIS MOMENT AND

COUNTING ON THIS MOMENT AND THOSE LIKE IT.
jesse malmed 2008.

WE DO ON SOME LEVEL

WE DO ON SOME LEVEL SUPPORT GLASS.
jesse malmed 2008.

A DIFFICULTY OF WHETHER OTHER

A DIFFICULTY OF WHETHER OTHER PEOPLE ARE HAVING THE SAME PERCEPTUAL EXPERIENCE AS I AM.
jesse malmed 2008.

ACTIVELY TEXTING WITH NOTHING TO

ACTIVELY TEXTING WITH NOTHING TO READ AND ABSTAINING FROM PUZZLES.
jesse malmed 2008.

BACK DOOR! BACK DOOR! jesse

BACK DOOR! BACK DOOR!
jesse malmed 2008.

ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE

ONE OF MY MOST FAVORITE MATHS- ELEVEN PAIRS OF ARM-LINKED FOUR YEAROLDS ON THE BART.
jesse malmed 2008.

SEEING SOMEONE I KNOW FROM

SEEING SOMEONE I KNOW FROM WORK BUT DON'T REALLY KNOW. SHE LIVES HERE. AT THE SHOW.
jesse malmed 2008.

LINE ERASED BY WALKING BACKWARDS.

LINE ERASED BY WALKING BACKWARDS.
jesse malmed 2008.

IT IS OFFICIALLY 2008. jesse

IT IS OFFICIALLY 2008.
jesse malmed 2008.

THIRD STREET SMELLS LIKE A

THIRD STREET SMELLS LIKE A GARLIC FESTIVAL.
jesse malmed 2007.

JOHN JUST GOT SUCKED IN

JOHN JUST GOT SUCKED IN TO THE SELF DECLARED HIPSTER BURNOUT'S TALKSESH.
jesse malmed 2007.

A DIVISION OF LUCKS. jesse

A DIVISION OF LUCKS.
jesse malmed 2007.

YOU CAN DROWN IN THE

YOU CAN DROWN IN THE BROWN ROOM.
jesse malmed 2007.

KNOWING IT WILL BE A

KNOWING IT WILL BE A WIDE DAY.
jesse malmed 2007.

AN ENTIRE CITY'S WORTH OF

AN ENTIRE CITY'S WORTH OF LIGHTS IN MY NEIGHBOR'S THE STREETSES WINDOW REFLECTION.
jesse malmed 2007.

AN EXTREMELY LOVE NOISE. A

AN EXTREMELY LOVE NOISE. A PUMP. NO, NO, NOT MY STEELY DAN, IT IS DOWN THE STREET FIVE HOUSES.
jesse malmed 2007.

NOT WRITING EXCUSES. jesse malmed

NOT WRITING EXCUSES.
jesse malmed 2007.

THE NO AFTER THE

THE <i>NO </i> AFTER THE <i>REALLY?</i>
/jm/

THE NO AFTER THE REALLY?

THE NO AFTER THE REALLY?
/jm/

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FOG I COULD SEE MY HOUSE FROM THE WEST OAKLAND BART STATION WHERE I'M WAITING.
/jm/

MY IMMOBILIZED ANTICIPATIONS. /jm/

MY IMMOBILIZED ANTICIPATIONS.
/jm/

THE FACE OF THE INCOMMUNICATIVE

THE FACE OF THE INCOMMUNICATIVE CABBIE WEARS GLASSES.
jesse malmed 2007.

AAAGMNR jesse malmed 2007.

AAAGMNR
jesse malmed 2007.

GEESE, LOUIS: I LOVE EWE!

GEESE, LOUIS: I LOVE EWE!
jesse malmed 2007.

OFFICIAL SAN FRANCISCO MUNICIPAL TRANSPORT

OFFICIAL SAN FRANCISCO MUNICIPAL TRANSPORT COMPLAINT NUMBER 142077.
jesse malmed 2007.

A COVER PSALM. jesse malmed

A COVER PSALM.
jesse malmed 2007.

FROM INSIDE, I FELT IT

FROM INSIDE, I FELT IT WAS RAINING.
jesse malmed 2007.

SEEING AND HEARING GIFT BASKET

SEEING AND HEARING GIFT BASKET PLASTICWRAP TORN OFF ACROSS THE STREET
jesse malmed 2007.

EVEN A FULL NIGHT'S SOBER

EVEN A FULL NIGHT'S SOBER SLEEP IS NOT ENOUGH FOR SUNDAY MORNING RESTEDNESS. jesse malmed 2007.

TALKING SHIT ABOUT SOME BLOG.

TALKING SHIT ABOUT SOME BLOG.
jesse malmed 2007.

BELIEVING MYSELF TO BE FIRED,

BELIEVING MYSELF TO BE FIRED, I FEEL MORE RELIEF THAN SHAME. I RETAIN MY POSITION.
jesse malmed 2007.

LATER I DISCOVER THAT J

LATER I DISCOVER THAT J MASCIS AND I DO SHARE THE DAY.
jesse malmed 2007.

LISTENING TO PAVEMENT ON MY

LISTENING TO PAVEMENT ON MY BIRTHDAY WILL-AND IS-MAKING ME WISH THAT MALKMUS SHARED/S MY BIRTHDAY.
jesse malmed 2007.

FIRST BIRTHDAY GREETING AS CELL

FIRST BIRTHDAY GREETING AS CELL SPAM.
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LAST PEE OF TWENTY THREE.

LAST PEE OF TWENTY THREE.
jesse malmed 2007.

SADLY, FOR MANY OF US

SADLY, FOR MANY OF US OUR MICHAEL JORDAN YEAR LASTS BUT A SINGLE YEAR.
jesse malmed 2007.

GEOMETRIC WALKINGS. jesse malmed 2007.

GEOMETRIC WALKINGS. jesse malmed 2007.

CONCEIVING OF TIME OUTSIDE THE

CONCEIVING OF TIME OUTSIDE THE PARADIGM OF LENGTH. jesse malmed 2007.

THREE AND ONE - BEING

THREE AND ONE - BEING IN MY BED NOT WEARING BOTTOMS. jesse malmed 2007.

LYING ONE'S ASS OFF. jesse

LYING ONE'S ASS OFF. jesse malmed 2007.

LETTING SLEEPING DOGS LIE. jesse

LETTING SLEEPING DOGS LIE. jesse malmed 2007.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE.

LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE. jesse malmed 2007.

THE SENSATION OF GENEROSITY CAN

THE SENSATION OF GENEROSITY CAN BE ENOUGH. jesse malmed 2007.

A MAN CAN BE DRUNK

A MAN CAN BE DRUNK AND STILL STAND. jesse malmed 2007.

AN ALMOST OVERWHELMINGLY BRIEF TRAIN

AN ALMOST OVERWHELMINGLY BRIEF TRAIN RIDE. jesse malmed 2007.

I CAN SPEND A WHOLE

I CAN SPEND A WHOLE DAY THINKING ABOUT PIZZA WITHOUT EVER REALLY CRAVING IT. jesse malmed 2007.

PEEING WHILE STANDING - NO

PEEING WHILE STANDING - NO HANDS. jesse malmed 2007.

IF NOT A DEEP THINKER,

IF NOT A DEEP THINKER, A QUICK ONE. jesse malmed 2007.

STATUS: QUO TIDIAN. YOUR FAVORITE

STATUS: QUO TIDIAN. YOUR FAVORITE FIRST FLAVORS. jesse malmed 2007.

HAVING SPENT ONE WEEK THINKING

HAVING SPENT ONE WEEK THINKING OF THE THING AND JUST NOW FINALLY DOING IT. jesse malmed 2007.